And you thought keeping kids from soda vending machines was
a challenge. Try this on for
size: Tombstone Pizza has
apparently begun dispensing deep dish pizza from vending machines. According Houston Foodie, SheEats, this is a sure sign of the Apocalypse:
“And power was given unto them over the
fourth part of the earth, to kill with vending machine pizza, and with
high-fructose corn syrup, and with trans-fatty acids, and with all the beasts
of the earth.”
Coming to a school near you...