Put the Capt’n Danger Stuntmonkey Baby Chute on your list of items that should have been recalled before release. But you won't find it on Amazon. Sold by Archie McPhee as an obvious gag, this contraption epitomizes irresponsibility. In fact, it's only a matter of time before someone actually tries to test the Baby Chute from a second story balcony. Yikes.